Wednesday, December 10, 2014

TCM Star of the Month: Cary Grant


Of all the male superstars of classic Hollywood, Cary Grant has endured as my very favorite. He's ridiculously good-looking, effortlessly charming, and one of the most versatile actors of the period, feeling right at home in ribald romps or earnest melodramas. His bisexuality off-camera naturally adds extra appeal to me, but when examining the stars of golden age, it's their on-camera persona that's most important in evaluating their lasting popularity. Grant possessed impeccable comic timing, a talent which took some time for Hollywood to notice before he became the virtual face of screwball comedy in the 1930s and 1940s. He could play cads, family disappointments, and suspected murderers and still charm the pants off the audience, which could possibly also be seen as a hindrance to his career. By the 1950s and 1960s, Grant's graying but still very good looks kept him working in romantic comedies opposite women considerably younger than him, but unlike others of his era like Gable and Cooper, one could understand why younger ladies would fall head over heels with Cary. He had that voice, that smile, those dimples, those sincere eyes. I'm hard-pressed to think of a film in which I didn't fully love Cary Grant, even if the film itself was a dud, and that's one of the great signs of a star.

With my shameless gushing wrapped up, let's get down to business. TCM has selected Cary Grant as their Star of the Month for December, programming pretty much every single gem of his career over the course of four Mondays this month. I could not be happier with their choice of spotlighted superstar! The first selection highlighted some of Grant's earlier work, before 1937's The Awful Truth truly made him a star to be reckoned with, though some later-period Grant did pop up in the wee hours of the morning. It's rather surprising that it took so long for Grant to become a superstar, especially because his first studio put a considerable amount of publicity into building him into a matinee idol. The problem is one that plagued several stars during the first years of their careers: the studio developed the concept of the star persona without necessarily taking all the star's talents and interests into consideration. Watching his early films, one can see Grant's comic sparkle, but only in bits and pieces. His dashing British


Born Archibald Leach in 1904 in Bristol, England, Grant took to show business at an early age, assisting magicians in his adolescence and leaving school to join a vaudeville troupe in his teens. It was there where he learned the arts of pantomime and dialogue-free performance, talents he brought with him to the silver screen (his facial expressions, especially in comedies, were always peerless), as well as theatrical acrobatics, seen in his more athletic performances. This stage experience is what brought him to America in 1920, where he took up residence in New York and toured with several different theatre troupes before hitting Broadway and making strong impressions with his performances in musicals for Arthur Hammerstein and the Shuberts. His first screen test was for Fox Film Corporation in 1929, which he failed, but after appearing in a 1931 short subject for Paramount (Singapore Sue), the studio offered him a contract and put him to work immediately upon signature.


Grant liked to pretend Singapore Sue didn't exist, preferring to acknowledge This is the Night (1932) as his first film. Being cast in the second romantic lead in his debut feature indicates Paramount's strong faith in his audience appeal and hopes for box office success with their new star. Shot at the same time was Sinners in the Sun; Grant went back and forth between sound stages during his first weeks at the studio, hitting the ground running as Paramount rushed to push him into stardom. Other than functioning as Grant's first feature film, This is the Night also has an interesting opening, tinted blue (all of the night scenes are) and knowingly ripping off the musical comic confections of Paramount's own Ernst Lubitsch and Rouben Mamoulian. Nothing like a major studio cannibalizing its own. Grant makes his first cinematic entrance singing off-stage, entering the screen carrying javelins and singing his first lines to Charles Ruggles. It's certainly a memorable debut, and Grant projects sexual thrills from the get-go. Unfortunately, the rest of the film doesn't quite live up to the somewhat promising start, which is oddly similar to Grant's later, far better Awful Truth. In the film, our Cary plays the husband of Thelma Todd, who is indulging in an affair with Roland Young (seriously? she'd ditch Cary Grant for Roland Young?). When the two are almost found out, he hires ingenue Lili Damita to play his wife and throw Grant off the scent of infidelity. Damita takes a bit to warm up, but when she indulges in a clothes-ripping tease number and her character's name inspires some good Ruggles business, sparks fly and you get the makings of an enticing pre-Code classic. It's only when the film tries to mime Lubitsch/Mamoulian that it spirals into embarrassing territory. Director Frank Tuttle nails the naughty innuendo, but the musical motifs simply draw poor comparisons to his other studio contemporaries. As asides: Grant and Young would reunite five years later in the very enjoyable Topper, to be discussed later in the month; Damita would later become the first Mrs. Errol Flynn, after being married to director Michael Curtiz from 1925-1926; and of course poor Todd would die prematurely and very mysteriously a mere four years after this film's release. She is regrettably given little to do here. It's really Damita's show.




She Done Him Wrong (1933) was the first of two films pairing Grant with Mae West, the studio's controversial bombshell who was to Paramount in the 1930s what Clara Bow was to the studio in the 1920s: guaranteed sexy box office. Bow was, as I've maintained for some time, peerless, but then so was West, in a very different way. While Paramount had two other notable blonde femmes under contract, brassy (Carole Lombard) and exotic (Marlene Dietrich), both of whom also co-starred with Grant, West was in a class by herself, translating her famous titillating Broadway shows and persona into a series of films allowing her to be both a vamp and a comedienne. This combination was rarely attempted and never equaled by Paramount, or any other studio, for that matter. Legend has it that West personally requested Grant be her romantic lead in this film after "discovering him" as an extra on the lot. While West was a one-woman powerhouse with unheard-of control over her projects, even within the studio system, this is a story that Grant vehemently denied, and the truth is less interesting: Paramount's B.P. Schulberg thought Grant's smooth persona and the bodacious West would be a good match. He wasn't necessarily right. Grant makes no impression at all as a goody two-shoes mission captain trying to save West from her decadent existence in the Gay Nineties. The rest of the film finds West caught between a swarthy Latino gigolo, her escaped convict ex-boyfriend, and Grant's offer of moral redemption, and soon mixed up in an accidental murder. Wait until you see what she does with the body!

Directed by actor Lowell Sherman, whose career both on- and off-screen was cut short by an early death of pneumonia in 1934, this is one of the quintessential pre-Code comedies. Mae West's Lady Lou is one of the dirtiest broads the cinema has ever seen, and you love her balls and bravura every second she's on-screen. She slithers all over any available man in sight, disrobes for costume changes often, and revels in her sinfully slutty lifestyle, no rules, no regrets, until of course a body turns up and she ends up in a prison potentially worse than the one with bars. Surprisingly, this film, which functions solely as a Mae West vehicle with barely any story surrounding her (it was essentially a retread of her stage show "Diamond Lil"), received a Best Picture nomination! It's interesting to see Clara Bow's husband, Gilbert Roland, playing here opposite his wife's obvious bombshell replacement at Paramount, and the same year as her final film, Hoop-la, over at Fox Films. I also greatly enjoyed seeing Rochelle Hudson, ever underrated, as the young ward of Lou's who is saved from a suicide attempt and turned into a showgirl (in the original play she was sold into white slavery!), and Louise Beavers is fabulous as always, even stuck in thankless domestic roles as she often was.


I'm No Angel (1933) reunited Grant and West for the second and last time. As might be evident by their interactions in both of their pairings, there was no love lost between the two superstars. West, at 40, was desperately clinging to her youth with caked-on makeup that she would continue to use well into her 80s, and Grant didn't care for her brazen artificiality. She was all image, the Lady Gaga of her time. This doesn't detract from her accomplishments, of course; Hollywood was built on its stars and their personae. In the case of West, it simply becomes difficult to separate the woman from the illusion, and she clearly wanted it that way. She Done Him Wrong did such stupendous box office, often credited as saving Paramount from bankruptcy that year, that this next star vehicle was released not long after. West is Tira (pronounced Tyra, as in Banks), a carnival tramp who sings and struts on-stage for packs of thrill-seeking gents. Her stage act is touted as "the only show on earth where the tickets are made of asbestos," and you better believe that hoop-la. Speaking of Hoop-la...this bears a striking resemblance to Clara Bow's film of that name made this same year. But I digress... if it's possible, West's stage show in this film is even more salacious and packed with leering pervs than in her previous feature. But the fun and games are over when her seedy boyfriend busts in on her turning a trick and brains the Texas rube with a bottle, sending her scurrying for money to skip town. She earns it by sticking her head in a lion's mouth, earning her fame, fortune, and a ticket to New York where, once again, she finds herself sandwiched between two potential suitors. Where She Done Him Wrong had no plot, I'm No Angel is almost too plot-heavy for a West vehicle. That said, it's also possibly even more fun than the preceding film. But wait...where's Cary Grant in all this? The same place he was before: in the dull romantic interest role, competing with handsome Kent Taylor for Mae's affections. Another vastly underrated character actress, Gertrude Michael, is a welcome addition to the cast, as are character greats Edward Arnold and Gregory Ratoff, plus muscle hunk Nat Pendleton, perhaps the sexiest beefcake of 1930s cinema. No Louise Beavers this time, but Hattie McDaniel has a bit as a manicurist, giving no hint of being a future Oscar-winner.


Yet another unsatisfying role for Grant is found in The Eagle and the Hawk (1933), a quite good war picture that really offers Fredric March, who won the Oscar the year before for the studio's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, more promising material than anyone else. Paramount had won one of the industry's first two Academy Awards for Best Picture (for Wings; the other went to Fox Films for Sunrise), and while this WWI saga is not at all up to the level of Wellman's silent classic, there are some moving and well-done moments once the film gets going. This is primarily because of March, one of the screen's finest thespians of the era, playing the hero to Grant's semi-villain. The two butt heads in flight training before March is stationed in France and Grant is grounded indefinitely as a result of March reporting his unpreparedness for battle. That, of course, changes when March loses five flight observers in two months before Grant requests the chance to work with his nemesis. It's hard enough fighting the enemy without a partner gunning for you, too. The film has obvious similarities to Howard Hawks' The Dawn Patrol (1930), and some of the war footage is lifted from Wings, as Paramount was known to do (who can blame them? it's astonishing stuff), but this is entertaining enough to recommend, with a truly shocking pre-Code conclusion. Grant tries his hardest in a role unlike anything he had played to date, but Carole Lombard, as a vamp with no name, doesn't really fit into this picture at all. Paramount clearly still didn't know what they had in either of them. At least March would get to comically spar with her in Wellman's Nothing Sacred a few years later, and Grant got his Lombard fix a short while later in In Name Only. Third-billed Jack Oakie provides the laughs here, though he did better work later in the decade. Little Douglas Scott is memorable as a rather bloodthirsty British tyke. Kenneth Howell, as a young whippersnapper observer, is surprisingly effeminate and looks like he's wearing make-up. Future unsung director Mitchell Leisen receives prominent billing as the film's "associate director"; he would prove to be one of Paramount's hidden gems behind-the-scenes.


Hot Saturday (1932) is one of Grant's more interesting early programmers because it co-stars him with his longtime companion Randolph Scott, his most publicly acknowledged male lover who had actually been living with him for some time when production started on this picture. Rumors swirled around the lot that the pair were cast together to dissuade any gossipy publicity about their, ahem, roommate situation. The two are on opposite sides here, Grant playing a notorious ladies' man in a small town (who makes his entrance in a blinding white suite) and Scott a knight-in-shining-armor geologist come home on the train to visit. Caught in the middle of this manwich is Nancy Carroll, virtually forgotten today despite her Oscar nomination for The Devil's Holiday (1930). At the time of this production she was reportedly receiving the most fan mail of any star in Hollywood, though that may just be typical studio-era hoop-la. She wouldn't last long at Paramount after this, though she did one more movie with Grant, Woman Accused, in 1933; her contract expired that year and her demands for better material led the studio to not renew her option. She must not have been the box office draw that fan mail story would imply, but is still pretty darn wonderful in everything I've seen her in. Carroll's character is youthful, fun-loving, and carefree, but has her limits, and through a series of misunderstandings involving Saturday date Edward Woods and notorious Grant, the whole town thinks she's tramped it up with the worldly lover. Quel scandale! Small town gossip will getcha. Upping the gay quotient of the film substantially is character actor Grady Sutton, a robust Dom DeLuise type who was often cast as chubby Southern-fried comic reliefs with no luck in the lady department (shocking, I know); you may remember him as the rich simpleton Carole Lombard claims to be engaged to in My Man Godfrey to inspire jealousy from William Powell. Sutton was, like Edward Everett Horton and Franklin Pangborn, one of several unashamedly homosexual character actors working in the studio era; unlike Grant and Scott, Sutton was never a star, sometimes appearing in films without receiving any credit, and didn't give the studio any sleepless nights about covering up his personal activities. Jane Darwell, a decade before her Oscar win for Grapes of Wrath, also appears as Carroll's exasperating mother. As a Grant picture, it's a no-go, though this was one of the first movies to really capture the persona we all know and love. As a pre-Code studio picture, it's worth your time, especially with that great triumphant finale celebrating decadence over chastity. It's appeared on DVD as part of a Pre-Code Hollywood Collection of other Paramount classics, including another Grant pre-Code feature, Merrily We Go to Hell (1932). In one of the kinkiest pre-Code scenes of the era, Carroll finds her sister (Rose Coghlan) has taken a pair of her undershorts without asking and wrestles her down to rip them off of her. It's this kind of scene that would appear in 8mm fetish shorts projected at stag parties for the next few decades.


Suzy (1936) matched Grant with yet another blonde bombshell comedienne, in this case MGM's only superstar of that type: Jean Harlow. One can tell it's going to be another female star vehicle by looking at her co-stars, in this case the underwhelming Franchot Tone and Grant, still in search of a star persona. By 1936, Harlow had done bombshell schtick for some time and Suzy feels like a departure for her while also feeling mildly familiar, an odd sensation to be sure. As the title character, she is a flighty American chorus girl in pre-WWI London who decides to quit the show when it leaves town in the hopes of landing a rich aristocrat as a husband. Enter Tone (whose silly accent comes and goes), who hits her with a borrowed Rolls-Royce, giving her the impression she's hit the jackpot. Naturally she hasn't, as he is a struggling inventor, but love is love...for some reason; Tone has never appealed to me and I find it hard to believe he ever did to women like Harlow and, off-screen, Joan Crawford. Their brand-new romance is tested when it's discovered that Tone's office is a front for German spies; he is seemingly gunned down for knowing too much, Suzy is accused of the deed, and she flees to Paris where she shacks up with gal pal Maisie (Inez Courtney, superb), develops a nightclub act (apparently laying low wasn't on her itinerary), and falls for smarmy French pilot Grant (with no accent) after WWI breaks out. It all becomes a little soap sudsy and melodramatic for my tastes, which is saying something considering what a sucker I am for women's pictures of the era. Harlow is the right girl for the part, but the script feels slightly undercooked and neither romance gels satisfactorily. At least we get a taste of the Grant we know and love, the irascible rapscallion with a sharp tongue, a teasing nature, and a veneer of smarm that is still somehow lovable. Suzy was one of the last films Grant made while on his Paramount contract (loaned out here to MGM) before not renewing his option and pursuing freelance work, a risky move in the studio era. He was one of the first stars to take the plunge into this relatively uncharted territory, and while he wasn't entirely a free agent (he signed a three-year contract with Columbia allowing him to pick and choose outside projects as he wished), it proved a wise decision on his part. But more on that later... Even after the Code began being enforced, there were still a few eyebrow-raising scenes in films of the era. Here, Harlow spends a large part of a conversation topless (hidden) in her dressing room, making you forget this was 1936 and not 1933. Una O'Connor, the go-to actress for British kook parts, is a lot of fun as Suzy's landlady in a one-scene appearance.


The Toast of New York (1937) brought Grant to RKO, arguably the least of the Hollywood major studios, and reunited him with his Eagle and the Hawk co-star Jack Oakie. RKO is where Oakie flourished as a comic actor and box office presence in delightfully watchable pictures like this one. Here, he and Grant are rather equal in their support of Edward Arnold in a rare leading role as Jim Fisk, the real-life opportunist who profited on cotton smuggling during the Civil War and pulled fast ones on wealthy targets until he climbed into control of the nation's gold market. I won't go into the factual inaccuracies in the film, as classic Hollywood was not known for sticking to the truth without embellishing some elements of a person's biography and ignoring others. The first half of the film, with a quick pace and a great sense of humor as we follow the trio of con men successfully scheming to line their pockets with cash, is superior to the second half, which becomes bogged down by a love triangle between Grant, Arnold, and Frances Farmer (before her breakdown) as aspiring actress Josie Mansfield. The story becomes needlessly confused and tough to follow, making one pine for the simple pleasures of the film's enjoyable first act. RKO spent a considerable amount of money on the film, but alas didn't recoup its investment when the film bombed at the box office. It's certainly a confused narrative, but is far from a complete failure and wouldn't be a waste of your time. Anyone with an appreciation for classic Hollywood would find something to enjoy in this picture. In addition to the very capable leading men, some of Arnold's fellow character actor greats of the era contribute their fair share of memorable moments, including Donald Meek as stingy Daniel Drew, Clarence Kolb as cocky Cornelius Vanderbilt, and Billy Gilbert as a flustered German photographer.




Night and Day (1946) doesn't fit in at all with the films preceding it, as it was produced by Warner Brothers a full decade after the rest of them. That said, it is one of Grant's more enduring fan favorites, shot in beautiful Technicolor (a rarity for Grant in the 1930s and 1940s) and featuring lots of Cole Porter music. Frankly, it's one of my least favorite Grant pictures, but there's no denying its importance in his filmography. Preparing to play Cole Porter in this film was stressful for the actor, who hadn't worked for a year when the production of the biopic began, but it wasn't only the studio who wouldn't take no from him for an answer. Porter himself insisted that no one else play him! How interesting that a closeted actor was tapped to play a closeted version of a gay composer's life. Yale 1914: Cole Porter has decided to abandon his studies and become a composer, joining forces with Monty Woolley (playing himself) in putting on stage revues. WWI takes him to France before he returns, begins composing again, marries the society lady who nursed him back to health, and encounters the age-old conflict of love vs. career.

As with Toast of New York, don't come to the table expecting a solid biography of Porter's real life story (see De-Lovely for that). If you want a swoon-worthy Grant, shot for only the second time in Technicolor (the first was for the 1935 MGM short Pirate Party on Catalina Island) and plentiful music, then you won't be disappointed. One can't complain too much about the state of the the facts in the script. Porter himself worked with director Curtiz and his three screenwriters in bringing his story to the screen, and must have realized that his magnificent adventures as a gay composer in America were not going to be embraced by Hollywood or the public, so settled on having his favorite movie star play him in a fabricated tale of romance and songs. Three writers, Curtiz, and Porter came up with this nonsense? The film's production was not a pleasant experience for Grant or seemingly anyone else, save Alexis Smith who got to kiss her youthful matinee idol crush while playing Porter's wife...before he screamed at her for almost getting body make-up on a British-made suit he couldn't get replaced during wartime. Personal problems at home with his then-wife, Barbara Hutton, might have inspired his outrageous diva behavior on the set. Grant demanded and got final cast, costume, and set approval, giving him power superseding studio professionals with years of experience under their belt. He clashed with Curtiz regularly, complaining about the script (which was rewritten regularly during production), insisting on multiple retakes after revising the script himself on the spot, going into fits over what he perceived to be incorrect set dressings or historically inaccurate costumes on extras, whining about the film's three (!) cinematographers and their color photography of him, firing a child actor and sending him crying from the set, etc., etc. Jack Warner himself had to intervene to guide the ship to shore! Did Grant not realize the entire story was a fabrication? None of it really happened except in Hollywood dreamland. Smith believes he was irritable the entire time because he had gone from working with acclaimed playwright Clifford Odets and an Oscar nomination for None But the Lonely Heart to making this pointless biopic garbage; others theorized he was taking out his frustrations with Hutton on everyone else around him. I might lean towards the former. It may have been all worth the nightmares on-set if the film were any good; the final product is strictly average, maybe even worse.


Grant later called his performance "inept", which is unfairly self-critical but not entirely wrong, either. It's hard to play a true-life character in entirely fictional scenarios. The conflict as an actor must have been quite something. There are a few memorable sequences, like a stage audience gradually emptying during a performance when news of the Lusitania's sinking spreads, and the supporting cast has some nice surprises. Eve Arden hams it up with a French accent in a typically fun Arden part. It's easy to forget Jane Wyman began her ingenue career as a blonde; after her Oscar win for Johnny Belinda in 1948, she rarely deviated from the brunette look. She's a personal favorite with any hair color. Woolley was a great presence in all of his film work, and is lucky to have survived the shoot. He was suffering from a bladder infection during most of the production, and had to rush to complete his scenes before undergoing an important operation to save his life.

To be continued...


Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Oscar Yay's and Nay's: 1930

1930 Best Picture
Their vote: All Quiet on the Western Front
My vote: All Quiet on the Western Front

1930 Best Director
Their vote: Lewis Milestone, All Quiet on the Western Front
My vote: Lewis Milestone, All Quiet on the Western Front

1930 Best Writing Achievement
Their vote: Frances Marion, The Big House
My vote: George Abbott, Maxwell Anderson & Del Andrews, All Quiet on the Western Front 

The Academy rebounds from the previous year's disastrous Best Picture choice (The Broadway Melody) by properly acknowledging the best film of the year here. Not only is it a monumental technical achievement of the early sound era, it still stands the test of time today. I'm not entirely sure how Lew Ayres avoided being nominated for Best Actor, considering the large amount of nominees in the category (eight, three of them for two performances each). His performance as a youthful patriot lured to the battlefields of WWI and transformed into a sad, jaded veteran through his horrific experiences is not like the stage-bound work of other actors of the same period. The Academy wisely also awarded Lewis Milestone his second Oscar for direction; his only real competition was Ernst Lubitsch for The Love Parade, though Lubitsch would do much more accomplished work in later years. A misstep occurred by awarding the creaky men-in-prison melodrama The Big House the Best Writing award. While it is noteworthy for being the first award given to a woman in a filmmaking category, the film itself has more than its fair share of ludicrous moments that a better script would have smoothed out before going into production. In fact, the other nominees in the category suffer similar issues: Julian Josephson's Disraeli is dull and talky; John Meehan's The Divorcee takes unsatisfactory turns in its tale of infidelity; Howard Estabrook's Street of Chance is a cliched story warning against the thrills of gambling, old hat even by 1930. The three-man job on All Quiet on the Western Front, on the other hand, adapts the original book strikingly well and helps to make the film the first great war picture of the sound era. Its success would lead to other films of its type over the years, but few can compare to the original.




1930 Best Actor
Their vote: Lionel Barrymore, A Free Soul
My vote: NONE

This is, for my money, the sorriest bunch of Best Actor nominees in Oscar history. Not one of them gives a performance worthy of the gold statuette. First up, you have winner Lionel Barrymore. Barrymore was always one to go hamming, and I quite enjoy his later work in films made after he became wheelchair-bound. However I firmly believe Louis B. Mayer bought this Oscar for his favorite actor, who he kept under contract until his death despite not being a recurring box office favorite. His supposedly spectacular final courtroom scene, done in one take, Jackie Cooper nominated for Skippy and ignored for his much better performance in The Champ a year later? There is no justice. Richard Dix has always been a personality, not an actor, and his heroics in Cimarron are standard Dix. Fredric March's drunken antics in The Royal Family of Broadway are strictly in a supporting role, a category that had not yet been introduced, and further more he would do far better work. By the same token, Adolph Menjou's work in The Front Page is also a supporting job; Pat O'Brien, always so good, should have been nominated instead. Considering his competition here, I would have given him the gold. But any race that discounts James Cagney in The Public Enemy, Charlie Chaplin in City Lights, or Peter Lorre in M is already severely handicapped.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Independent Spirit Awards 2014

Best Supporting Male
Nominees: Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave; Will Forte, Nebraska; James Gandolfini, Enough Said; Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club; Keith Stanfield, Short Term 12
MY VOTE: James Gandolfini, Enough Said


For one of his final performances, Gandolfini deserves the gold, and not just because it's the last time we'll be able to honor him for his consistently good work. This is a Gandolfini you've rarely seen before. It's impossible to not fall in love with him in this film. While Leto or Fassbender will probably win this one (though savvy voters would do better to stick with nominees not acknowledged by the Oscars), there was really no competition here for me. It's Gandolfini all the way.

Best Supporting Female
Nominees: Melonie Diaz, Fruitvale Station; Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine; Lupita Nyong'o, 12 Years a Slave; Yolonda Ross, Go for Sisters; June Squibb, Nebraska
MY VOTE: No Vote


Unfortunately, there is no way for me to see John Sayles' new film Go for Sisters, so I can't weigh Ross' performance against her fellow nominees. Of the other nominations I've seen, I would have to pick June Squibb, who steals every scene she's in. Hawkins is very good, and Diaz has great emotional scenes in her film's final act, but Squibb gives the most consistent and best performance of the group.


Best Director
Nominees: Shane Carruth, Upstream Color; J.C. Chandor, All is Lost; Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave; Jeff Nichols, Mud; Alexander Payne, Nebraska
MY VOTE: Alexander Payne, Nebraska


A pretty strong category overall, with some clear frontrunners. Nichols won the Robert Altman Award, which honors a director and his cast for their collaborative work, making it easier to exclude him from this race. McQueen does a fine job, especially in the film's scenes of horror. Carruthers' narrative is best served by his editing, which is another category, and Chandor is able to make a compelling film with minimal dialogue using a very fluid director's touch, though Redford's directorial background makes me wonder how much of his performance and the film itself was influenced by his creative input. That leaves Payne, who I think does wonders with a great script, a dynamite cast, and a number of non-professional actors. He also brings out surprising dramatic chops in "SNL" vet Will Forte, which always impresses me.


Best Screenplay
Nominees: Woody Allen, Blue Jasmine; Julie Delpy, Ethan Hawke & Richard Linklater, Before Midnight; Nicole Holofcener, Enough Said; Scott Neustadter & Michael D. Weber, The Spectacular Now; John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave
MY VOTE: Julie Delpy, Ethan Hawke & Richard Linklater, Before Midnight


The screenplay for Before Midnight, and in fact for all the films in the Linklater-Delpy-Hawke trilogy, is unique because it marks a fruitful collaboration between two actors and their director, molding their characters into living breathing human beings that their audience can relate to. With Blue Jasmine warming over a Tennessee Williams classic, Holofcener's screenplay taking a very unusual (for her) sitcom-y detour midway through, Spectacular Now producing a vapid romance where the lovers say "awesome" in every other sentence, and a decent adaptation of a classic slave narrative filling out the category, there is no real competition here.


Best First Screenplay
Nominees: Lake Bell, In a World...; Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Don Jon; Bob Nelson, Nebraska; Jill Soloway, Afternoon Delight; Michael Starrbury, The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete
MY VOTE: Jill Soloway, Afternoon Delight

 
Truth be told, there are very few worthwhile nominees here. In a World is half a good script, half awkward improv with no real stakes in its conflicts; Don Jon blew an opportunity to say something a tad more profound on porn culture; and Mister and Pete sets the classic "kids abandoned by irresponsible parents" storyline into the Brooklyn projects. Even Nebraska, also Oscar-nominated, treads familiar territory made fresh by its performances and direction. While Soloway's script is not perfect, with some discomforting moments involving a sex worker, it has so much quality dialogue and so many beautifully drawn characters (brought to life by a cast primarily made up of comedians) that it's easily the finest piece of work in this category. Soloway is someone to watch! (seen in above picture top far left)


Best Cinematography
Nominees: Sean Bobbitt, 12 Years a Slave; Benoit Debic, Spring Breakers; Bruno Delbonnel, Inside Llewyn Davis; Frank G. DeMarco, All is Lost; Matthias Grunsky, Computer Chess
MY VOTE: Sean Bobbitt, 12 Years a Slave


There are really three strong contenders here: the retro video photography in Computer Chess, one of the key factors to its success; the claustrophobic and underwater photography in All is Lost; and the beautiful composition of the tableaux in 12 Years a Slave. For some reason, Bobbitt wasn't acknowledged by the Oscars in a category I think the film deserves to win, so I'm giving him the award here.


Best Editing
Nominees: Shane Carruth & David Lowery, Upstream Color; Jem Cohen & Marc Vives, Museum Hours; Jennifer Lame, Frances Ha; Cindy Lee, Una Noche; Nat Sanders, Short Term 12
MY VOTE: Shane Carruth & David Lowery, Upstream Color


I'm surprised that Shane Carruth's mesmerizing enigma didn't receive more nominations, as it's the type of film that the Independent Spirit Awards loved before they started being invaded by larger-budget star-studded "indie" blockbusters. The only other films that impressed with their editing were the similarly micro-budgeted Museum Hours and Lame's striking work with montage in Frances Ha. However, Carruth and Lowery's work is what pieces together the puzzle of Upstream Color. The narrative and character developments all depend on the editing structure so beautifully assembled here. It will be a crime if they don't win.


Best Documentary
Nominees: 20 Feet from Stardom; After Tiller; Gideon's Army; The Act of Killing; The Square
MY VOTE: The Square


Another surprise, considering that I feel The Act of Killing is the best documentary of the year...but the Academy will likely recognize that as well, leaving me free to select one of the other four superb films nominated here. Which leads to another surprise, considering 20 Feet from Stardom was one of my favorite films of last year. But now that I've seen The Square on Netflix, I think this riveting document of the social unrest surrounding Egypt's leadership richly deserves the honors here. For the record, you should see all of these. This was the second-strongest category this year, presenting five nominees of the highest quality.
 

Best Female Lead
Nominees: Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine; Julie Delpy, Before Midnight; Gaby Hoffmann, Crystal Fairy and the Magical Cactus; Brie Larson, Short Term 12; Shailene Woodley, The Spectacular Now
MY VOTE: Gaby Hoffmann, Crystal Fairy and the Magical Cactus


I know, a surprise, right? Cate Blanchett gave the performance of the year with Blue Jasmine, yes...but she's a clincher for the Oscar, the ultimate acting achievement in the industry. This is an overall strong category, except for the inclusion of Shailene Woodley's doe-eyed dullard in Spectacular Now somehow kicking Greta Gerwig's sublime Frances Ha performance out of the race. Crystal Fairy was probably the least-seen film in this category, and as the title character, Hoffmann goes from bizarre and grating to lovable and fascinating. Her performance also makes the movie. If not Hoffmann, I think Brie Larson's Short Term 12 performance should bring her more substantial film work, though she loses points for being stuck with a ridiculous third-act home invasion scenario that took me completely out of the film. Even she couldn't save it.



Best First Feature
Nominees: Blue Caprice; Concussion; Fruitvale Station; Una Noche; Wadjda
MY VOTE: Wadjda


What a wonderful film! Filmed in Saudi Arabia by a female director, and focusing on the experiences of a young girl looking for a way to buy a prized bicycle and her mother struggling with her husband's desire to marry another (legitimate in Saudi law), this is a special kind of female empowerment in film. Fruitvale Station may be the more popular choice here, but for me it pales in comparison to the adventures of spunky Wadjda in a land with the cards stacked against her.


Best International Film
Nominees: A Touch of Sin (China); Blue is the Warmest Color (France); Gloria (Chile); The Great Beauty (Italy); The Hunt (Denmark)
MY VOTE: No vote


Another category that I can't vote in because one of the films, A Touch of Sin, is unavailable for review. It comes to U.S. video and presumably download later in March. Of the others, my heart belongs to The Hunt, one of the most thrilling and unnerving experiences I had in a theater last year, though I also appreciated all the Fellini love to be found in The Great Beauty.


Best Feature
Nominees: 12 Years a Slave; All is Lost; Frances Ha; Inside Llewyn Davis; Nebraska
MY VOTE: Frances Ha


A no-brainer. Frances Ha was my favorite film of the entire year, so it beats all these nominees into the ground pretty much automatically. The only other real contender for me is Nebraska, which has received considerable Oscar love this year, so Frances it is.


Best Male Lead
Nominees: Bruce Dern, Nebraska; Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave; Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis; Michael B. Jordan, Fruitvale Station; Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club; Robert Redford, All is Lost
MY VOTE: Bruce Dern, Nebraska


Where Cate Blanchett is pretty much a sure thing for the Oscar, Bruce Dern's Oscar nom for Nebraska is more of a token of appreciation for decades of great acting often overlooked by the Academy. For some reason, while the female lead category was restricted to five nominees, the male leads were permitted to add one more to make an even six. My back-up choice here would be Michael B. Jordan's star-making turn in Fruitvale Station...but it's Bruce Dern all the way for me this year.


John Cassavetes Award (Best Feature Under $50,000)
Nominees: Computer Chess; Crystal Fairy and the Magical Cactus; Museum Hours; Pit Stop; This is Martin Bonner
MY VOTE: Pit Stop


The most difficult category this year!! All five of these films are wonderful minimalist films that I cherish, some more than others, obviously. Computer Chess is my least favorite, and Crystal Fairy is, I think, made great because of Gaby Hoffmann and its great final act. Museum Hours is photographer Jem Cohen's masterpiece, with so many memorable moments, and the very overlooked Martin Bonner was a marvelous surprise when I saw it at IFC Center. However, Yen Tan's Pit Stop continues his winning streak of producing quality character studies of gay men that has become his trademark in the indie film scene. It's the type of quality film the LGBT crowd needs more of, and Tan is overdue for recognition of his unique and welcome point of view.
 

Truer Than Fiction Award (Someone to Watch - Documentary Filmmaker)
Nominees: A River Changes Course; Let the Fire Burn; Manakamana
MY VOTE: No vote

Terribly frustrated that two of the films in the category are unavailable at this time. Let the Fire Burn is on iTunes, and I still need to see it.



Someone to Watch Award
Nominees: Newlyweeds; My Sister's Quinceanera; The Foxy Merkins 
MY VOTE: No vote

The one film in this category I was able to see, via Netflix streaming, was Newlyweeds, which I thought had some good ideas and performances but was ultimately a mere fraction of a good film. Perhaps in that regard it deserves a "Someone to Watch Award" because the director could be capable of producing something better in the future. The other two films are pretty much impossible to see at this time.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

50 Great Performances by Actresses You May Have Missed

Dramatic
Barbara Stanwyck, Ladies of Leisure (1930)
Ann Dvorak, Three on a Match (1932)
Bette Davis, In This Our Life (1941)
Ella Raines, Phantom Lady (1944)
Loretta Young, Cause for Alarm! (1951)
Marie Windsor, The Narrow Margin (1952)
Rosalind Russell, Picnic (1955)
Vera Miles, The Wrong Man (1956)
Nargis, Mother India (1957)
Constance Towers, The Naked Kiss (1964)
Diana Sands, The Landlord (1970)
Delphine Seyrig, Daughters of Darkness (1971)
Kitty Winn, Panic in Needle Park (1971)
Ana Torrent, The Spirit of the Beehive (1973)
Andrea True, The Seduction of Lyn Carter (1974)
Sarah Nicholson, Abigail Lesley is Back in Town (1975)
Shelley Duvall, 3 Women (1977)
Sharon Mitchell, Skin Flicks (1978)
Lili Taylor, Dogfight (1991)
Lauren Velez, I Like It Like That (1994)
Marisa Peredes, The Flower of My Secret (1995)
Jurnee Smollett, Eve's Bayou (1997)
Carly Schroeder, Mean Creek (2004)
Anamaria Marinca, 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (2007)
Mahie Gill, Dev D (2009)

Comedic
Una Merkel, They Call It Sin (1932)
Katharine Hepburn, Holiday (1938)
Claudette Colbert, Midnight (1939)
Ginger Rogers, The Major and the Minor (1942)
Jayne Mansfield, Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)
Bette Davis, The Anniversary (1968)
Jackie Curtis, Women in Revolt (1971)
Darby Lloyd Rains, Naked Came the Stranger (1975)
Annette O'Toole, Smile (1975)
Candice Rialson, Summer School Teachers (1975)
Shari Eubank, Supervixens (1975)
Geraldine and Mary Smith, Andy Warhol's Bad (1977)
Susan Tyrrell, Andy Warhol's Bad (1977)
Samantha Fox, Jack 'n Jill (1979)
CCH Pounder, Bagdad Cafe (1987)
Faye Wong, Chungking Express (1994)
Jennifer Elise Cox, The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) & A Very Brady Sequel (1996)
Natalie Portman, Beautiful Girls (1996)
Reese Witherspoon, Freeway (1996)
Parker Posey, Clockwatchers (1998)
Marisa Tomei, Slums of Beverly Hills (1998)
Jennifer Jason Leigh, Skipped Parts (2000)
Ileana Douglas, Dummy (2002)
Milla Jovovich, Dummy (2002)
Loren Horsley, Eagle vs. Shark (2007)

Adventures in Downloading!! Vol. 6: THE FEMINIST AND THE FUZZ (1970)

While the ABC Movie of the Week is probably best-remembered today for its horror and sci-fi offerings that made strong impressions on young viewers, the program also delivered a number of very stupid comedies, like Gidget Grows Up (1969) and this wannabe hip attempt by director Jerry Paris. A former actor who soon moved behind the camera for a number of bad big-screen movies and mildly enjoyable small-screen ones, Paris is in over his head with this story of hippies, feminists, and sexist cops that has some mildly amusing moments, but is overall kind of a washout.

San Francisco, 1970, a city where finding an apartment is as difficult as finding one in New York City, or so says policeman Jerry Frazer (David Hartman, future "Good Morning America!" host). When he learns of an apartment recently vacated by a hippie and his buddies, he swoops in but runs into equally desperate doctor Jane Bowers (Barbara Eden, soon after the cancellation of "I Dream of Jeanie"). Bowers, a staunch feminist but with no clear philosophy on the subject, butts heads with smart-ass Frazer, but the two tentatively agree to pose as a couple to share the place. You'd better believe they'll find love before the 75 minutes are up.

Predictable as hell, Feminist and the Fuzz is about as bone-headed as its title, sort of like a supersized sophomoric soapbox episode of "Three's Compay". Of course part of the joy of TV movies, even garbage like this, is spotting all the familiar faces and names of the era. Eden hams it up accordingly and Hartman is one handsome, tall block of wood, but keep an eye on the people around them. Eden is joined at the hospital by Roger Perry (the Count Yorga films and Thing with Two Heads) as a sexist fellow doctor and loud-mouthed Jo Anne Worley ("Laugh-In" and "Match Game") as her equally feminist best friend who also happens to have a black belt in karate. Eden's dad comes to visit and he's played by Harry Morgan ("Dragnet" and "M*A*S*H*"). Hartman's girlfriend is Farrah Fawcett in another of her pre-"Charlie's Angels" dimbulb performances. She is, as per usual, just dynamite, introduced giving her boyfriend a framed portrait of herself in a Playboy bunny outfit as a housewarming gift. Howard Hesseman ("WKRP") is the hippie whose apartment eviction is the catalyst for the story, and very busy character actor John McGiver is the apartment building landlord. Julie Newmar is just terrific as a prostitute who aspires to be in porno movies, and she is actually the best thing about the entire telefilm. When Eden throws a women's lib meeting in the apartment, the gals include Penny Marshall (before "Laverne and Shirley"), Patti Chandler (all those AIP teen movies from Bikini Beach to Ghost in the Invisible Bikini), and Sheila James ("Dobie Gillis"). The ladies hold a protest at the Playboy Club in what is maybe the best scene of the movie. You haven't lived till you've seen Jo Anne Worley in a bra on-stage yelling that women are not property!

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

2013 Gay Adult Video Honor Roll (viewer discretion advised)


My annual survey of the year in gay porn is something I work on all year. However, it's nowhere near as hard work as all these guys did over the course of the 2013 calendar year. Here are the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the best performers in gay adult video of 2013. Please consider any of the links included in this blog entry to be NSFW.

Top 17 Performers of 2013
These performers appeared in 10 or more superb scenes in the 2013 calendar year. In order of excellence:


1. Trenton Ducati
The best performer of 2013. For the second year in a row, Trenton Ducati takes the top prize as a performer who is guaranteed heat in everything he does. After rocking my world for two straight years, I can only hope he continues to bring it 100% for a good long while. His real life story, from gay cowboy to porn star, is a fascinating one, and he recently started the inspirational #KillMeth campaign. There is little more than can be said except: he's The Best.
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2. Tommy Defendi
Tommy has been around for quite some time, but has probably never been as active as he was this year, getting his versatile groove on for just about every company under the sun and rarely, if ever, disappointing. He identifies as bisexual, with leaning towards women in his personal life, and it's a testament to his dedication to the gay adult industry that you could never imagine he doesn't live for men by watching his work. Special mention must be made of his seductive bedroom eyes and surprising acting ability.
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3. Jessy Ares
#9 on last year's honor roll moved up to #3. That cheeky devil with the mischievous grin, dashing accent, and really stepped up his game even more this year, accelerating from an already admirable stud muffin to one of the very best of 2013. He's been making impressive appearances in videos for the past two years, first as a Titan exclusive and now making his way through only the best companies, from Men at Play to Lucas Entertainment. Jessy has also been hard at work on his musical career, and you can find his albums on iTunes.
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4. Paddy O'Brian
#7 on last year's honor roll moves up to #4 this year, and he honestly has gotten that much better since 2012. "Straight boy" Paddy is one of few tradey types in porn today who actually delivers the goods. He knows what his fans want and what it takes to make a splash, and his long-awaited bottoming debut for Men.com paid off in spades. I love his thick accent, cheeky grin, and all of his physical attributes, and can only hope that his flip-flopping on video doesn't mean he will be leaving us soon.
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5. Connor Kline
Possessing the best award-winning buns in the business, Connor Kline made a surprise entrance into the industry in 2012 with Sean Cody and then twink-centric Helix Studios, but exploded in popularity over the past year. He even worked under the alias "Brice Banyan" before settling on the name of a superstar, working with only the best studios. An ever hard dreamboat, Connor is also to be commended by raising the level of heat in scenes with many a "gay-for-pay" performer, something only a truly talented sexual creature can do. Consistent heat with Connor, and his "Born This Way" tattoo is a noteworthy trademark.
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6. Tim Kruger
Dropping from #4 last year to #6, Ginger German dreamboat Tim Kruger still continues to wow with his exclusive website, Tim Tales, which keeps him so busy he doesn't have time to work for any other studios. That suits me just fine, though, as Tim Tales is one of the most consistently hot websites around. As its star centerpiece, Kruger breaks in a number of newcomers monthly, many of whom only make one video just to experience The Tim. Lucky buggers. My heart swoons when he smiles, which I wish he would do more often. But in any scenario, Kruger is the tops (literally).
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7. Colby Keller
Here is the gay adult video star you want to take home to Mom, or go to the opera with, or discuss queer theory with over coffee and croissants. Colby Keller's immense appeal is in his ability to be several different things to a variety of viewers. His smarts are a turn-on, as are his physical attributes. 2013 marked his eight-year anniversary of working off and on in the industry, and he's worked with only the best, from Randy Blue to Joe Gage at Titan to his recent reign as one of Cockyboys' most memorable performers. I was so honored that Colby published a piece I wrote on director Arch Brown this year on his essential blog, Big Shoe Diaries. One of these days I hope to bump into him at one of the several art/queer/culture events we both seem to frequent. The Colby Cult will no doubt continue for some time. And don't forget to check out his Manhunt Daily video blogs!
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8. Lucio Saints
Swarthy Lucio has made great strides in 2013. He was a runner-up on the honor roll in 2012, but accelerated his output this year and damn near all of it was stellar! Surprisingly versatile and always delivering at the top of his game, this tattooed Lothario possesses a dynamite set of bedroom eyes that vividly illustrates he means business. He's now started his own website, which is off to a strong start and will hopefully grow in stature in the new year. Interviews with Lucio are scarce, so I look forward to learning more about him.
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9. Dale Cooper
Another 2012 runner-up, Dale Cooper reminds me so much of Colby Keller, but he's also someone very singular and unique in the gay porn world. His mustache is delightfully retro, as is his complete investment in the sexual chemistry of a scene. That kind of energy is severely rare today, making all of his performances refreshing and white hot. Like Keller, he has become a favorite of both Cockyboys and D/G Mutual Media (Ray Dragon and Joe Gage's partnered company), and has developed a sizable cult following, if not bona fide superstardom. Cooper, for a time, had a nice Facebook presence before vanishing from the social networking site, transitioning to his website, which reflects his distinctive sense of smarts and study of gay sexuality. Gay porn does not define him, it's merely one aspect of a multifaceted man. That is sexy. He's another gay adult video star I would really enjoy accompanying to a museum or talking the arts with over brunch. I mean, the guy's porn name is borrowed from David Lynch's "Twin Peaks". Marry me, Dale.
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10. Scott Hunter
British bottom extraordinaire Scott Hunter was #14 on last year's honor roll. He delivered so many astonishing and scorching performances this year he jumped right up to #10, and shows no signs of stopping in his seeming quest to represent the best the UK has to offer. Hunter's piggy on-screen reputation is nicely balanced by his smart and very sweet YouTube presence, where he interacts with fans and answers questions. A quite lovely chap...with a vibrant and insatiable streak of nastiness. The best of both worlds.
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11. Kayden Gray
Hot on the heels of Mr. Hunter is another British import who has made a tremendous impression over the past year, a versatile pretty boy with plentiful gravitas, and one of the few porn stars who pulls off the backwards hat look. He's worked for every major British studio and has made the leap to US videos with Lucas Entertainment, gracing perhaps the most memorable cover of the year, Bangers and Ass (great title). You also gotta love when someone as blessedly hung as Gray gladly flips over with relish. In fact, he seems to love challenging himself in the size department, meeting every one head-on and succeeding with flying colors. What does 2014 hold for this marvelous man?
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12. Colby Jansen
It's like your burly rugby player dream come true decided to start doing porn. That's Colby Jansen all over, and the key to his enduring popularity. This former Marine broke out of the gate so hard it exploded, making a strong impression at Kink.com before finding a home at Men.com, where he's their most reliable and consistent exclusive. He made a solid bottoming debut this year, and flashes his 50-watt smile in almost every scene. Jansen used to be on Facebook, but has since kept his social networking reserved for Twitter, where he's very active and communicative with fans.
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13. Harley Everett
The #1 performer in my 2011 honor roll slowed down his output in 2012, dropping to the honorable mentions, but is back at #13 with more memorable scenes where this engaging giant towers over his scene partners. He has maybe the best pecs in the industry, a dazzling galaxy of tattoos all over his body, and need I mention the accent? Everett now seems to be pursing a career in personal training, hanging up his "porn star" uniform, and is currently engaged. I wish him only the best in all his future endeavors.
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14. Derek Parker
The #1 best newcomer on last year's honor roll makes #14 in this year's all-time best. A scruffy ginger beard, enticing tattoos and piercings, and a strong desire to please his scene partners help this eye-catcher stand out from the crowd. There's something rough and tumble about Parker that is balanced by a sweet side that I personally would love to see more of on video. In any case, he's a name that pretty much guarantees erotically charged viewing.
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15. James Ryder
The Garbo of my honor roll. This brooding tattooed young'un is like a ghost. He has very little web presence, which is like asking for extinction in this industry...or may just be a search for anonymity in a very public world. Ryder apparently started in porn several years back as Seth Adams (which I don't remember at all) and has an Instagram, but doesn't seem to have done any interviews. Maybe it's high time I asked him to finally do one! In any case, he's brightened so many scenes this year and is a name I've come to be excited about whenever I see it.
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16. Mike De Marko
1980s porn star Michael Christopher's cock was reborn in the person of Mike De Marko, whose appendage sticks straight out like a unicorn's horn. Surprisingly, considering the girth and length he wields, De Marko tends to end up on the bottom in duo and group scenarios, but that's the way he likes it and he excels in that department. An exclusive at Men.com until late last year, Mike is apparently now a free agent, so here's hoping we see more of him anywhere and everywhere. He's something special.
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17. Tate Ryder
Dropping slightly from last year's #13 to #17, Tate Ryder also split from Trenton Ducati this year, which thankfully did not stop him from a feverish onslaught of superb videos demonstrating that he could do just fine on his own, thank you very much, even after a premature retirement announcement in March. The Aussie superstar is versatile and aims to please with every one of his scene partners, often bringing out the best in his co-stars. His Twitter and website have gone black, so uncertainty surrounds his future in the business. Here's hoping that whatever he decides to do, his path is a happy one.
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Studio Exclusive MVP's


1. Vander (Chaosmen) - Last year's #1 exclusive retains his crown. A rare website exclusive who is openly gay, loves what he's doing, and has the talent to graduate to bigger studios. Chaosmen must suit him just fine, though, because he's been on there for a few years now with no sign of budging. Bring on more Vander!


2. Quinn (Corbin Fisher) - One of the few openly gay performers at Corbin Fisher, Quinn is someone who coaxes out the best in even his most uncomfortable partners. Versatile, passionate, mesmerizing: the three best attributes of any adult video performer. Corbin Fisher knows what gold it has in Quinn and casts him frequently.


3. Glenn (Chaosmen) - Glenn has come a long way. He's not the perfect Chaosmen performer, and still shows hesitation in some areas...but is generally a reliable go-to to break in new talent.


4. Ryan (Sean Cody) - Did you ever want to see Lee Pace from "Pushing Daisies" do porn? This is the closest you'll get. Ryan is a dead ringer, with a gorgeous smile and genuine desire for his scene partners. The best Sean Cody performer. Twitter


5. Blake (Sean Cody) - A close second for best Sean Cody performer is Blake, another smiley bottom who brings out the best in his sometimes very wooden "gay for pay" co-stars. In a very short time he has shot to the top of the current crop of SC models.


6. Mick Lovell (Bel Ami) - For one shining year, stunningly gorgeous Utah Mormon Mick Lovell was the superstar face of Bel Ami. Now that he's gone on to a legitimate modeling career under his real name, 2013 will forever be the year of Mick Lovell. That an American beauty could draw such attention to an almost fully eastern European company says something about him.


7. Austin Wolf (Randy Blue) - Randy Blue's beautiful men are often defiantly "gay for pay". Not so Austin Wolf, who just might be the real deal. He's so present, so passionate that all of his scenes are must-sees. The best Randy Blue performer, bar none, and one I wish to see much more often. Twitter


8. Kevin Warhol (Bel Ami) - Bel Ami's second best performer, primed to take the title from Lovell next year. He even broke over to the US side and appeared on Cockyboys this year. A sexual dynamo like few others, and the star of his studio's current roster of guys.


9. Aries (Chaosmen) - Like Glenn, Aries has some work to do before he can even come close to Vander...but unlike Glenn, he is actually much more engaged and skilled in his performances. If he had done more videos this year, he would have likely one-upped Glenn on this list, and the same can be said of Solomon (who bubbled under the top 10).


10. Diego Sans (Randy Blue) - Another of RB's rare gay performers, a beautiful Hispanic guy who gives Austin Wolf definite competition for the title of best Randy Blue performer. Like Wolf, he's another passionate and dedicated performer who I wish would branch out to work for other studios so we could see much more of him. Twitter

8 Best Newcomers (2014 Watch List)


1. Mike Dozer - Big, burly, hairy, ever hard. So much more of him to love in 2014, I hope!


2. Max Cameron - A tattooed San Francisco boy with a taste for kink and a scruffy, sneering grin.


3. Andy Taylor - The best twink up-and-comer. He's made quite an impression already!


4. Fernando Torres - The best new Lucas Entertainment exclusive!


5. Boomer Banks - In a very short time, Boomer Banks has made a giant splash in the industry. For good reason!


6. Asher Hawk - Escalating from low rent sites to the top tier of Cockyboys, Asher Hawk is a primo performer who deserves the superstar status he will no doubt be reaching in 2014.


7. Donnie Dean - A furry Canadian beauty who did far too few videos this year. More please!


8. Dato Foland - A Stag Homme discovery, this Russian beauty has the most piercing eyes in porn, and shows off his versatile chops in scene after scene.

Runners-Up:
Any list would be incomplete without these marvelous men, who consistently give their all. They complete the 2013 honor roll of the best of today's gay adult video industry.
1. Tomas Brand
2. Hans Berlin
3. Christopher Daniels
4. Adam Herst
5. Adam Russo
6. Adam Killian
7. Damien Crosse
8. Austin Wilde
9. Duncan Black
10. Marcus Isaacs
11. Donato Reyes
12. Jake Genesis (likely an exit from this list, he retired and found religion soon after superstardom)
13. Jesse Santana
14. Blue Bailey
15. Alessio Romero (his other half, Rogue Status, almost made it to the Best Newcomers list)
16. Shawn Wolfe
17. Darius Ferdynand
18. Ray Diaz
19. Dolan Wolf
20 (tie). Diego Lauzen & Wagner Vittoria (this real-life couple is dynamite, together and apart)

Top 5 Most Consistent Online Studios
1. Sean Cody
2. Chaosmen
3. Tim Tales
4. Raw Fuck Club
5. Cockyboys

Top 12 Feature Videos (in alphabetical order):

1. After Hours (Titan Media) Dir: Paul Wilde
2. Arschgeil (Cazzo Film) Dir: Jörg Andreas
3. Dad Gets Into Trouble (D/G Mutual Media) Dir: Joe Gage
4. Grind (Titan Media) Dir: Jasun Mark
5. The Horseman (Rock Candy Films) Dir: Nica Noelle
6. In der Fleischfabrik (Meat Factory) (Cazzo Film) Dir: Jörg Andreas
7. Joe Gage Sex Files Vol. 13: Off-Duty Cops (D/G Mutual Media) Dir: Joe Gage
8. Lovers in Paradise (Lucas Entertainment) Dir: Christopher Crisco & Adam Killian
9. Original Sinners (Lucas Entertainment) Dir: Marc MacNamara
10. A Priest's Confession (Rock Candy Films) Dir: Nica Noelle
11. Timberwolves (Raging Stallion Studios) Dir: Steve Cruz
12. Water Logged (Rascal Video/Channel 1 Releasing) Dir: Chi Chi LaRue
Honorable mention: An American in Prague: The Remake (Bel Ami), Armed Forces Physical (D/G Mutual Media), Cock Tease (Raging Stallion Studios), Forever Lukas (Bel Ami), Heretic (Raging Stallion Studios), On Tap (Titan Media), Sands of Time (Kristen Bjorn), Stag (Titan Media), Sun Kissed (Falcon Studios)

In Memoriam
John Bruno (1967-2013)
Karim (1961-2013)
Wilfried Knight (1978-2013)
Arpad Miklos (1967-2013)
Alex Stone (1960-2013)
David Thompson (1965-2013)
Bobby Williams (1982-2013)